Have you ever wondered what happened to your left socks after going through the dryer. Well, be prepared to find out the truth.
Today was a crazy day. There was school, chores, and fun. There was also great, and scary discoveries. I have found that the government has kept an important secret from us, now please, don't tell anyone I told you this but... there are aliens in outer-space, and they have landed on Earth. Now you may be thinking that I'm just being silly, but I know this for a fact. I actually met one today, his name is VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton, and he lives in my dryer.
I know exactly what you guys are thinking right now, do these aliens live in all our dryers. Of course they do, but they also live, and come, from Mercury. It turns out they helped us invent the dryer and in return we let them live in our dryers and use our left socks. They have little compartments in the back of our dryers that they live in.
It turns out they need our socks, especially, because ours are the best. On Jupiter the socks are too big, on Venus they took to long to make, and postage was too expensive to get them on Neptune. VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton told me everything. The only reason why they wanted payment with left footed socks is because that's all they have. They have two legs, that grow into one foot, and this just happens to be a left foot. This foot has eight toes and three of them are big toes. Even though their bodies are small, their feet are the same size as any human.
I hope you might understand that they did not come to harm you, but that they deserve their payment. VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton works hard, he has a family in Mercury that he supports, and without our left socks he will lose his job and their home. He has always tried to be kind to my family and I. Thank you for listening to this important message, if I live long enough, I will write again soon.
A.M.D
Thank you for bringing to light the situation. I had no idea!!! I will be sure to formally introduce myself to the alien that lives in my dryer. I think it would mean very much to him (or her?).
ReplyDeleteOur dryer has a bad habit of never turning off unless the door is fully open. Do you think my alien is upset with me? What can I do to assuage his (or her) animosity?
ReplyDeleteIt might not be your fault, some aliens are not as hard working as VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton. He might have missed all the times you do your laundry so he's trying to tell you when he's ready.
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