So did you guys think I was done discovering the governments secrets, well you were wrong. Have you ever heard of a place called Atlantis? Of course you have, but have you ever heard that it's still around today? Well whoever said that was lying to you, there's no such thing as Atlantis, but there is such thing as Sitnalta.
Here, let me start from the beginning. I was going about my business, doing my school all that good stuff, when suddenly I felt very cold. It had been very warm just a second ago so I looked out the window. Nothing had seemed to change outside, so I looked around inside, nothing seemed wrong. Everyone else had felt it too, but they didn't seem to care too much. So I went back to my school and in a minute everything was back, it was nice and warm. Since meeting the alien in my dryer I decided to check out what had happened. I went outside and looked at the sky, there were some clouds but it was mostly blue. The sun was shining, and then it happened. I got cold just as I was looking at the sun. The sun had moved. It didn't seem to change how dark or light it was on earth, but it definitely got smaller or farther. I decided to investigate this strange phenomenon.
I decided not to waste any time so I borrowed 25 year old (except he's well over 25 now) super-genius Bert Adam Downing's spaceship. I went into that spaceship and sent it straight to the sun. On my way there I remembered all those scientists saying that I would get burnt up before I got to the sun but I had to try. It seemed like forever before I got to the Sun but I made it.
The Sun was actually quite stable and not hot at all. I was trying to figure this out when suddenly lots of little animals came up. At least I thought they were animals. They looked like dogs, dalmatians maybe, they were skinny and they had spots, but they were yellow with black spots. They stood on they're front legs only like they were doing had stands and they started talking to me. They asked me why I was here early, if I had brought the ice cream, and why I stood staring at them. After a minute or two I found my voice and told them everything, I asked if they were aliens like my friend VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton. They said they might be aliens to me on earth, but that I was the real alien. Then they told me everything too. They, like VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton had a deal on earth, but not with only the U.S, but he whole world. They used their spaceship to warm the whole earth in exchange for ice cream. You may not know it, but 34 and a half years ago the sun went out, but 2 years before that these aliens met our world leaders on earth and offered to help, but for some reason today their S.U.N wasn't working. S is for salamander, U is for utopia, and N is for navy, The Salamander Utopia Navy, I don't get it either.
After learning all this I said goodbye to my new friends, wished them luck on fixing our sun, and saving our planet. I got into my spaceship and left. The sun has been giving heat ever since, and no one seems to remember it getting cold, but I knew you all would care so I decided to tell you.
A.M.D
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