Technological Audrey

     I have been on the computer so much lately that I think it decided to, I'm not sure how to explain this, swallow me.  I am the computer.  As you can see I'm still able to speak to you all of you for the time being, but I'm not sure that 'time' will last long.  My computer decided to swallow me after I unplugged it.  So I only have 59 minutes left of life.  I don't think my family will notice that I'm gone until it's too late.  It's so uncomfortable being a computer, I'm sitting at exactly a 90 degree angle.  There's this fan that keeps whirring every time someone uses me or the computer.  It hurts when they hit the keys, and I'm getting a huge headache with all this thinking.  Whenever someone comes to the computer I have to do exactly what they say.  The delete parts of me, add on new ones.  I'm starting to realize I could teach so many things, but everyone uses me for their own amusement.  They get lazy and all they do is look at the computer all day.  I wonder, when my batteries die will I die too, or will I just fall asleep.  My new name is hp.  I've got all this little lights and symbols on me.  SUSANNA, SUSANNA LOOK AT ME.  NO ME.  It's no use she just passed by.  The headphones are plugged in too, so I can't really have a voice loud enough for them too hear me.  Oh no.  These batteries are terrible I've only got 10 minutes left.  What will happen to me?  Goodbye cruel cruel world.