Technological Audrey

     I have been on the computer so much lately that I think it decided to, I'm not sure how to explain this, swallow me.  I am the computer.  As you can see I'm still able to speak to you all of you for the time being, but I'm not sure that 'time' will last long.  My computer decided to swallow me after I unplugged it.  So I only have 59 minutes left of life.  I don't think my family will notice that I'm gone until it's too late.  It's so uncomfortable being a computer, I'm sitting at exactly a 90 degree angle.  There's this fan that keeps whirring every time someone uses me or the computer.  It hurts when they hit the keys, and I'm getting a huge headache with all this thinking.  Whenever someone comes to the computer I have to do exactly what they say.  The delete parts of me, add on new ones.  I'm starting to realize I could teach so many things, but everyone uses me for their own amusement.  They get lazy and all they do is look at the computer all day.  I wonder, when my batteries die will I die too, or will I just fall asleep.  My new name is hp.  I've got all this little lights and symbols on me.  SUSANNA, SUSANNA LOOK AT ME.  NO ME.  It's no use she just passed by.  The headphones are plugged in too, so I can't really have a voice loud enough for them too hear me.  Oh no.  These batteries are terrible I've only got 10 minutes left.  What will happen to me?  Goodbye cruel cruel world.

"Squirrel"

So I'm sitting at my computer at home listening to some Phil Wickham.  Pretty much doing nothing.  Hey did you know that nothing from nothing leaves nothing.  My dad sings that song a lot, my older brother does too.  I actually have two older brothers, three younger brothers, three older sisters, and one younger sister.  Yeah big family... you know who else has a big family, Cassie in Dragon Tales, she has hundreds of siblings.  I used to love Dragon Tales, I still like them enough to be able to remember that Cassie has hundreds of siblings I guess.  I also used to love the Berenstain Bears.  My favorite book of the Berenstain Bears is The Spooky Old Tree.  I actually love reading books, give me a good book, tell me I don't have to do anything for the day and you won't see me again until I'm finished with the book, have to use the bathroom, or starving.  I actually don't think I've ever really been starving, sometimes when I miss a meal it's because I wake up late.  Ugh, I don't like waking up late, it's either wake up on time or early, or don't wake up at all.  But my mind tells me differently in the morning.  So, does anybody else like Phil Wickham?

What Happens When Your Brother Says 'Freeze'

     I'm stuck in my room. No joke. It all started when I was going into my house to finish my school, my older brother was standing outside with his air soft gun. He told me to freeze. I ignored him, I heard him coming after me so I ran to the bathroom. I heard my sister get shot behind me. I heard him talking to my sister, she said I would go through the window, but Ben said I was too big. He was wrong, while they were waiting outside my locked door I pretty easily got through the window.
     I ran to the barn just in case they had seen me out the window. Luckily they hadn't so I ran to my room (an eight by ten cottage) and locked my door and windows, unluckily I forgot the key. Then I texted my brother and told him to unlock the bathroom door, about five minutes later they found my hiding place, they had the key and air soft pistol. He unlocked the door and tried to push it, but I was sitting in the floor in front of the door and I pushed with all my might. My sister went to the windows but that didn't work either.
      It took a good eight minutes and the help of my sister to get his arm into the door, then he shot, it hit me, but just barely, only a flesh wound, I was still alive. He put the gun into the room I grabbed the gun and arm, he got into the room. Then it became a fight he, my sister, and I were wrestling in my tiny room. Laughing my younger brother jumped in to save me. It was a great help but Susanna still got the gun, but my brother had taken the ammo magazine (I think that's how you spell it) so she only had the gun and my younger brother Josh and I wrestled my older brother. Ben unlocked one of the windows. Susanna opened the window he threw the ammo out with Josh and I on top of him. Ben made Josh give, but since I'm a girl he was nicer to me. It didn't take long for my brother to get the gun and ammo from my sister he was willing to shoot me right up against my hand so that it didn't hurt. But I didn't want him to shoot me at all so I got it to where he was outside, he shot, AND HE MISSED. Oh it was awesome. I locked the door and windows again and the decided to do a stake out, but I had my "dead" brother Josh with me, and my IPod so I could finish my schoolwork. I tried texting my mom but I don't think she got it. Oh well, I'm pretty comfortable for now. I'm alive for now.
                                                                                                                      A.M.D

S.U.N

     So did you guys think I was done discovering the governments secrets, well you were wrong.  Have you ever heard of a place called Atlantis?  Of course you have, but have you ever heard that it's still around today?  Well whoever said that was lying to you, there's no such thing as Atlantis, but there is such thing as Sitnalta.
     Here, let me start from the beginning.  I was going about my business, doing my school all that good stuff, when suddenly I felt very cold.  It had been very warm just a second ago so I looked out the window.  Nothing had seemed to change outside, so I looked around inside, nothing seemed wrong.  Everyone else had felt it too, but they didn't seem to care too much.  So I went back to my school and in a minute everything was back, it was nice and warm.  Since meeting the alien in my dryer I decided to check out what had happened.  I went outside and looked at the sky, there were some clouds but it was mostly blue.  The sun was shining, and then it happened.  I got cold just as I was looking at the sun.  The sun had moved.  It didn't seem to change how dark or light it was on earth, but it definitely got smaller or farther.  I decided to investigate this strange phenomenon.
     I decided not to waste any time so I borrowed 25 year old (except he's well over 25 now) super-genius Bert Adam Downing's spaceship.  I went into that spaceship and sent it straight to the sun.  On my way there I remembered all those scientists saying that I would get burnt up before I got to the sun but I had to try.  It seemed like forever before I got to the Sun but I made it.
     The Sun was actually quite stable and not hot at all.  I was trying to figure this out when suddenly lots of little animals came up.  At least I thought they were animals.  They looked like dogs, dalmatians maybe, they were skinny and they had spots, but they were yellow with black spots.  They stood on they're front legs only like they were doing had stands and they started talking to me.  They asked me why I was here early, if I had brought the ice cream, and why I stood staring at them.  After a minute or two I found my voice and told them everything, I asked if they were aliens like my friend VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton.  They said they might be aliens to me on earth, but that I was the real alien.  Then they told me everything too.  They, like VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton had a deal on earth, but not with only the U.S, but he whole world.  They used their spaceship to warm the whole earth in exchange for ice cream.  You may not know it, but 34 and a half years ago the sun went out, but 2 years before that these aliens met our world leaders on earth and offered to help, but for some reason today their S.U.N wasn't working.  S is for salamander, U is for utopia, and N is for navy, The Salamander Utopia Navy, I don't get it either.
     After learning all this I said goodbye to my new friends, wished them luck on fixing our sun, and saving our planet.  I got into my spaceship and left.  The sun has been giving heat ever since, and no one seems to remember it getting cold, but I knew you all would care so I decided to tell you.   
                                                                                                                       A.M.D

Where Are Your Left Socks?

     Have you ever wondered what happened to your left socks after going through the dryer.  Well, be prepared to find out the truth. 
     Today was a crazy day.  There was school, chores, and fun.  There was also great, and scary discoveries.  I have found that the government has kept an important secret from us, now please, don't tell anyone I told you this but... there are aliens in outer-space, and they have landed on Earth.  Now you may be thinking that I'm just being silly, but I know this for a fact.  I actually met one today, his name is VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton, and he lives in my dryer. 
     I know exactly what you guys are thinking right now, do these aliens live in all our dryers.  Of course they do, but they also live, and come, from Mercury.  It turns out they helped us invent the dryer and in return we let them live in our dryers and use our left socks.  They have little compartments in the back of our dryers that they live in. 
     It turns out they need our socks, especially, because ours are the best.  On Jupiter the socks are too big, on Venus they took to long to make, and postage was too expensive to get them on Neptune.  VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton told me everything.  The only reason why they wanted payment with left footed socks is because that's all they have.  They have two legs, that grow into one foot, and this just happens to be a left foot.  This foot has eight toes and three of them are big toes.  Even though their bodies are small, their feet are the same size as any human.
     I hope you might understand that they did not come to harm you, but that they deserve their payment.   VraalLla'honk'shaQuiNton works hard, he has a family in Mercury that he supports, and without our left socks he will lose his job and their home.  He has always tried to be kind to my family and I.  Thank you for listening to this important message, if I live long enough, I will write again soon.

                                                                                                             A.M.D

Me... and Me... and fatigue.

Positive Me- Alright what am I going to write about?

Negative Me- Your never going to think of anything.  

Positive Me- I could if I tried, it's just hard for me to get started. 

Negative Me- You can only think of things to talk about when nothing is expected of you.

Positive Me- That's not always the case, sometimes I say interesting things when needed. 

Negative Me- That's only if you don't care about it in the first place, when you actually care your mind goes blank.  

Positive Me- But I can change that, it doesn't always have to be that way.  As you can see right now I'm trying.

Negative Me- Oh, yeah right, do you think this is really interesting for people to read.  

Positive Me- It doesn't matter really much what other people think, it matters what I think.

Negative Me- I'm still you, which means I know you still care, a little, of what people think about what you write.  

Positive Me- I'm trying anyway.

Negative Me- You could probably try harder.

Positive Me- O.K, this is getting boring.

Negative Me- Your telling me?

As you can see, I had no creativity at this time.  So, yeah... whatever... bye.

                                                           

                                                                                                                    A.M.D

Blogging

     I'm creating this blog for the purposes of my school work.  In my English class my teacher decided that gave us the choice of either writing some random writing prompts on a Blog, or in a regular old notebook.  Naturally we picked the former.  As you might have guessed this blog right now is one of my teachers prompts.  We are supposed to write a blog post about what kinds of things we will be writing about.  I will mostly be writing about the things my teacher has assigned.  Sometimes, but I won't promise, I might even write something on my own.  I shall try to remember to tell you which is which, but I probably won't remember.  I've never really thought about making my own blog until now.  So I'm not sure exactly what you will see.  Lots of homework, some of my own scribbles, and maybe a picture or two.

                                                                                                                                -A.M.D   Classified

(Get it, "classified" like made for class... nevermind.)